nut

nut
1. (Nut) (1588↑, 256↓)
v. The act of ejaculation. n. Semen.

v. I'm bouts to nut\! n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass\!

2. (nut) (741↑, 183↓)
(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut \!" "We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted." "He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

3. (nut) (497↑, 239↓)
(n.) An edible seed (n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix) (v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt (n.) (Mainly Brit) Head (v.) slang- press (v.) seminal fluid (n.) Testicle

A) Let's eat some nuts\! B) That guy is a gun-nut C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer D) My nut is in pain E) Nut that button on the wall for me. F) Nut on your face G) OW\! My nuts\!

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4. (Nut) (329↑, 104↓)
the action of letting out cum or sperm\!

AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets\!

Author: Crazy lil lady http://nut.urbanup.com/1937
5. (nut) (311↑, 133↓)
A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application. The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually \nut4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir? customer: both emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir? customer: can you put another nut of mustard please? emp: ok sure

6. (Nut) (177↑, 87↓)
A testicle. plural is nuts

aw man\! my left nut's killing me after you kicked me in the balls\!

7. (nut) (99↑, 38↓)
crazy or insane person ; male or female

Old Man Willard over on Mermaid's Rock is such a nut, always talking about Pokemon and the Pope teaming up to destroy Scotland....

8. (nut) (82↑, 55↓)
/noun, literal/ an edible seed /verb, slang/ to achieve orgasm

NUTS: /adjective, slang/ insane; deranged; capable of doing crazy and/or dangerous things BUST A NUT: /verb phrase, slang/ to achiev orgasm

9. (nut) (39↑, 22↓)
1. a food that comes from trees 2. testicles 3. ejaculate/cum 4. the brain, especially the brain of a crazy, trashy or worthless person

1. I have mixed nuts. 2. My nuts hurt. 3. Where should I nut? 4. Oh my God, Sarah's having surgery on her nut tomorrow\!

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10. (Nut) (43↑, 25↓)
Philly, PA slang for someone who is a punk, Fake, looserish, or corny

I don't want to talk to him he's a nut\! I don't like that nut-\@$$ movie

11. (nut) (24↑, 9↓)
n. a crazy or eccentric person

This woman is a nut. She has a colourful reputation as an engaging eccentric.

12. (nut) (18↑, 4↓)
Scottish slang for 'no'.

"You going to that party tonight?" "Nut, can't be bothered"

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13. (nut) (26↑, 13↓)
a verb. To ejaculate. Cum (v.)

A cum lover always wants her man to nut in her mouth when she giving him a blowjob.

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14. (nut) (21↑, 10↓)
A fool .. Some one who does something really dumb

Y r u acting like a nut. Yo you a nut . Get ya nutt ass out of here .

15. (Nut) (12↑, 4↓)
Word for ejaculation, as used by DJ Assault in the song 'Nut in your eye'

From the song: Hoe don't cry if I nut in your eye... Poor Gem, John nutted in her eye last night

16. (Nut) (7↑, 0↓)
A word for no. Many Scottish people say it.

"Fancy going out the night?" "Nut mate, a cannae, am busy the night."

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17. (Nut) (9↑, 3↓)
The tasty reward you get after giving a dude sum really good head.

Diane don't like to suck dick, but she does it real good anyway cause she luvs Nut\!

18. (nut) (16↑, 11↓)
scottish slang head

aah\! i just banged my nut off the doorframe\!

19. (Nut) (38↑, 33↓)
The cost of overhead at a business.

This is a nice operation here. What's your monthly nut?

20. (Nut) (21↑, 16↓)
see [wad], [cum], [jism] etc.

Here's NUT in yer eye\!

21. (Nut) (5↑, 1↓)
The act of being beaten in a competition so badly that it feels as if one has been viciously raped and dominated sexually.

Wow, I got beat 20-0. I got nutted.

Author: DANIELRYANLOL http://nut.urbanup.com/5488641
22. (nut) (15↑, 13↓)
Spec. used by [soccer hooligan] (English slang) v. To headbutt / attack using the head v. To knock someone to the ground

"Cm'ere you fuckin' cunt, I'm gonna nut ya..."

23. (nut) (14↑, 13↓)
The human head (used in the UK)

On my nut son (when playing soccer)

Author: Rich Lawson http://nut.urbanup.com/1273525
24. (Nut) (0↑, 0↓)
(N) An easy girl used for the sole purpose of getting a nut

I totally regret hitting up that nut last night, total NBN

Author: Dirtyswitch http://nut.urbanup.com/5778053
25. (Nut) (2↑, 2↓)
Typical lacrosse term meaning the ball.

"Pass the nut bro\! alright next time next time." or "bros dont take other bros nuts"

Author: Rip the Duck http://nut.urbanup.com/4852336
26. (nut) (5↑, 6↓)
from nyc (far as I know) A basketball player who doesn't pass, and only looks to shoot everytime. (ie John Starks/Stephon Marbury)

Yo son how your team got a point guard that's a nut? Fuck that, we gonna lose anyway so I'm goin nut\!

27. (nut) (22↑, 25↓)
we won't forgett the mechanical nut ;) like the lock-nut. this is this hexagonal thing wich u can put on a screw to fix it.

we need a lock-nut or the srew wan't hold.

28. (nut) (11↑, 15↓)
A pejorative term, invoked by a politician, to justify refusing to listen to the concerns of a constituent.

You object to the Patriot Act? Well you must be some kind of a nut.

29. (Nut) (1↑, 7↓)
The insides of a banana.

Please peal the banana and give me the NUT to eat.

30. (nut) (3↑, 9↓)
A scots slang word for head.

"I'm gonna stick the nut in you"- Some Wee Bam

31. (nut) (2↑, 9↓)
there are many different types of nuts...theres the noun nut and the action of nutting

Nut can be used in many different ways with pretty much any adjective added on to it... ...i ran up to a girl and told her ima give her that creamy nut ...bitch i got that crusty nut...ya kinda gross but its funny ...stanky nut, sticky nut, raunchy nut, suck on that juicy nut, just use your imagination ...i put that nut in her ass and she yelled for more, so i put in both in, then nutted on her back, put a paper towel on that and made her fly around the room...i supermaned that nut well u can use your imagination for the rest but today i was at lunch with my boys casey, trav and taylor and we were talking about just the usual random shit and brought up a girl, and i said...i told that bitch that ima give her that creampie nut in the eye...we basically all died laughing, we all have our nut moments, and soon you'll have your nut moments but come up with your own and just think what other kind of nuts there could be? hmmm? see your thinkin of some already, thats a good nut o btdubbs a nut doesnt gotta be, well, a nut nut it can pretty much mean anything...but no one'll think that hard after u say it and everyones laughing well, go on young sky walker and spread the world of your nut

32. (nut) (13↑, 21↓)
has two meanings in new york. 1. means to cum. 2. in basketball a player that never passes the ball

1. yo im just trying to hit that and get my nut off. 2. yo son that nigga Kobe a fucking nut that nigga acts like if he aint got no teamates

33. (nut) (2↑, 11↓)
short for peeenut :o

Nut has a small head.

34. (nut) (6↑, 16↓)
slang for head-butt

lets strap on a nucular warhead on our heads and nut the cunt into oblivion

35. (nut) (3↑, 14↓)
A pound of marijuana

453 grams, 16 ounces used normally on the phone "u have a nut?"

36. (nut) (5↑, 16↓)
A shortening of "nothing", which is shortened to "nuttin". Obviously, "nut" comes from a further shortening of "nuttin".

Person 1: So dude, what's up? Person 2: Nuttin', you? Person 1: Nut

37. (Nut) (6↑, 22↓)
Someone who is amazing or does something truely awesome

"Man, Jonny you are a Nutbar" or "You nutbar"

38. (nut) (6↑, 25↓)
the male equivalent of a bitch

josh is my nut

39. (Nut) (33↑, 64↓)
When a woman is on top of a man during the act of anal sex, and she farts and tries to pretend it didn't happen. Also applies to men engaged in anal sex.

[man and woman in bed, woman on top doing anal sex] Man: Oh, yeah, this is so good, bitch\! Woman: OOOOOOOOooooo yeah, I like it too. [fart] Man: ...Did you just fart on my dick? Woman: No baby, no keep going. Man: Ahh, hell no. You just nutted all over me\! Woman: What? I didn't nut\! Man: Get off me\!

Author: Ganondorf123 http://nut.urbanup.com/1508472
40. (nut) (2↑, 36↓)
To perform the action of giving fellatio. See [head] [blowjob] [fellatio] [brain]

Hey \{censored\}\! Give me some nut now, \{censored\}\! You heard me, \{censored\} \{censored\} \{censored\}, give me nut.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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